BIHARI BARBER
Written by: - ARINDAM SAIN
Part -01
Shravan: - kya hua, kyon maar rahi ho mujhey? Kya kiya maine? Subah subah yeh laathi lekey kahey chaley aaye humko maar ney … kya hua kya, yeh toh batao?
Chameli: - Agar shaadi ke baad, aise sho naa hi tha.. toh humko shaadi kaahey kiya.. aur kitney dino tak.. mere bapu ke paiso se ghar sansar chalo ge.. aaj mera bapu hai.. isiliye har ek mahiney pe paisa de ke jaatey hai… jab woh mar jayega.. tab kahan se khilaaogey humko…
Shravan: - arrey tu itna fikar kahey karti hai... meri jaanu...
Chameli: - Haath choro mera... haath choro...kaat daalungi bol rahi hoon main... jaaao apna ush saloon dukaan khol ke baitho… baal kaatney siwaaye aur tumko aata hi kya hai...
Shravan: - ei Chameli, aise mat bola kar, samjha naa...ish Haripur gaon ke sab se accha barber hoon main... bihar ke door door gaon se log aatey haai baal kaatwaaney.. . kabhi kabhar toh seth log bhi aa jatey hai yaar.. apna bhi koi prestige hai.. samjha naa…
Chameli: - haan haan thik hai,, maanti hoon, ki tumhara prestige hai issh gaon mein..par prestige se.. pet nahi bhartaa hai..kitna kamaa letey ho tum… baal kaatkey…5 rupiyah… uuh.. khaali lecture dete firtey ho..uuh…
Shravan: - Jaao yaar, bibi hokey khali jhagra karti ho... rasoi ghar me jaakey khaana pakao, ab subah subah mera dimaag mat khao..arrey woh Mohit baa, kahan choli ho.. itna jor se kaahey bhagey ja raha hai be tu…gaaon mein koi afaat aaa gayi ho kyaa.. kahan jaa raaha hai be tu…
Mohit: - arrey tere ko pataa bhi hai.. kaun aa raha hai.. Bollywood ki king khan “Shahrukh”... aaj ish gaon mein woh ek gaaney ka shooting kaar ney aa raha hai…
Shravan: - abbey chal chal dekhtey hai..areey saala, kya chiknaa dikhta hai be…aur woh uskey peechey kaun hai be.. joh khali seesha leke aa raha hai.. aur instruction de raha hai..
Mohit: - arrey woh hai..uska private barber “Raghu”…
Shravan: - accha yeh logon ka bhi barber hotaa hai kya.. pagaar toh deta hi hogaa ,har mahina…
Mohit: - arrey babua.. tu tension kahey ko letaa hai..maine tera naam pehle se hi bol rakha hai… yeh jo “Raghu” hai,, yeh aab “Amitabh ji “ ke liye kaam karega.. wahan se badaa offer aaya hai,, isiliye “Shahrukh” ka kaam chorhna chaata hai aur toh aur, ish Bhojpuri film pe toh..tera woh “Ghanashyam Seth” hai naa,, joh tere paas baal kaatwaaney aata hai… wohi toh hai.. ish film ka producer…
Ghanashyam Seth: - arey woh Mohit aur Shravan baa, kahey ko udhaar fussoor fissoor karath ho...tanik idhaar toh aa…lijiye Shahrukh ji.. aapka barber aa gaya…aap ab hi insey baath kar lijiye…
Shahrukh: - Mera private barber banogey.. aise mera bhi apna ek Beauty Parlour hai,, wahaan pe tum jaisaa expert barber ka jaroorat hai.. kaam karo mere saath.. accha pagaar milega..karo ge naah?
Shravan: - Yeh “Bihari Barber” aapka ghulam baanke rahega.. woh dekhiye saab, kisi ne mere bibi ko khabar de diya hai.. woh boriyaan aur bistaar leke bilkul ready hai.. Mumbai jaaney ke liye...he he he.
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Part -02
Shahrukh: - toh phir thik hai aa jao Mumbai pe… mera ghar ke waju waaley rastey pe hi...mera beauty parlour hai… Ghanashyam ji…aap in logon ko Mumbai jaaney ka bandobast kar dijiye…main toh filhaal…ish film ki shhoting ke liye kaal hi...Switzerland rawaana ho jaaonga…toh aap inko… hamara financial secretary “Vikram” se mulaakaat karbaa dijiye…
Ghanashyam Seth:- Jaisi aap ki marji, Shahrukh bhai…arrey woh Mohit baaa, ek kaam karo…abhi ke abhi…station ma jaakey…mumbai jaaney walaa ticket kharid lo…aur Chameli aur Shravan… tum log… khana khaakey.. dopaher ke train se chaley jaana…
Mohit: - haa seth… kaam ho jaayega…arrey o Shravan baa… sun toh jaara…train ma... bahut lamba safar hai mere bhai...bahut dino se mulakaat bhi naahi hogaa humraah tohaar se… arrey babua…hum toh akelaa ho jaayegaa re… daaru kiskey saath piyegaa apun…aaa jaaa, aaj maaii ne boli ki tohaar dost ka khaana peena, sab humreh ghar mein hogaa…chaal aa jaa… aao bhabhi…
Chameli: - Yeh Shahrukh Khan toh bhagwaan hai ji… dekhaa…kitna accha insaan hai…
Shravan: - aisa kaun o baath naahi hai....meri jaanu… woh toh unko jaroorat tha… ek barber ka…unhoney hum ko rakh liya…
Chameli: - aha haa haa, tab toh tum bare hi…bol rahe the ji… aap ka ghulam ban ke rahoonga… yeh woh… uuh…
Shravan: - arrey woh toh bol na hi parta hai re… badaa aadmi hai… tel aur makkhan bhi toh acche tarah se maarna chaiye… tu ka boley Mohit baa... humney jo kiyaa… sahi kiya hai ki naahi…
Mohit: - arrey tum bhi bhabhi… kamala karti ho… log apna pet paalney ke liye… kya kya nahi karath hai… aur hamraa jigri dost toh sirf… Sharukh bhai ka Barber ban ke rahega… barber…chal… khanaa lagaa diyaa hai maaii ne… aa jaa khaana kha le…
Shravan: - accha Mumbai toh bahut badaa sahar hai re…humka dar laagey kahi hum kho naa jaye ush bhir me…
Mohit: - arrey naahi re babua... wahan pe... humraa bihari bhai log…bahut hai…aur mera mobile number toh tohraa paaash ma hai naa…baash phone lagaa dena…kauno problem hoi toh…
Chameli: - Jaldi chalo…train naahi pakar naa hai kaa?
Shravan: - Haan chalo chalo…
Mohit: - abhi 5 minute baad... Train chorh degaa…wahaan acchey tarah rahana… bhabhi... kaun o problem ho toh... apna yeh Mohit baa ko yaad kar lenaa…bhool mat jaaiyo... ish gaaon ke…dost ko…train bhi chorh diya…tum logon ka yatra shubh ho…Jai Ram ji ki…
Shravan: - Mohit baa saala akela ho gayaa gaon me….uska bibi toh usko laath maar diya…baccha lekey apni maekay chali gaayi… aab jo sab dost tha…hum logon kaa… sab nikaal gayaa bihar se bahaar…kaam dhoodney ke liye…akela main hi tha… ish gaon me… uska dost…
Chameli: - Chalo ji… aab itna emotional naahi bano…humraa ek naya zindagi suru ho janey do…paisa, ghar baar, ho jaaney ke baad, usko bhi bulaa lengey Mumbai pe…ka khawot ho ji… sahi bol rahi hoon ki naahi…
Shravan: - abhi so jaao…jab Mumbai station aayega…hum boola dengey... tohaar ko…
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Part -03
Chameli: - arrey utho…dhamaka ho rahi hai…Mumbai pe aa gaye hai… humlog…
Shravan: - par yeh goli ke awaaz kaisa…woh bhi Mumbai platform pe…yeh tu kaun hai be…
Sweeper:- Main yahaan kaa jamaadar hoon… bahar mat niklo… to hi acchaa hai…aaj Pakistani Terrorist ne…Platform no. 9 pe open firing kiyaa hai…abhi tak…beesh log maarey jaa chukaa hai…
Chameli: - woh log issh platform no. 7 pe hai ji… chuph jaayo…jaldi…
Ismail: - Insahallah!, fakar hai…Rafiq miyaann…platform pe pooraa sannata hai…hamaraa Jihad kaayem raahey…abhi yahaan se niklo…aaj raat ko… Gateway of India…meeting hai…aa jaana gyaaara baajey…
Rafiq: - Suhanallah…. Aajj toh masood se mulaakat bhi ho jaayega… chalo nikal tey hai…
Chameli: - yeh log kaun tha ji…
Shravan: - Saala terrorist… jee me aawaath hai... ki… abhi...eich… jeenda gaarh de saalon ko… ********…
Sweeper: - Toh aap log bihar se aaye hai…chaley jaiye apne bihar…doosre train se…yeh Mumbai yeh Mumbai…ek taraf terrorist hai.. toh… doosre taraf hai… “Raj Thackerey”…. Uskey aadmi log… North Indians ko maarney ka plan baana rahey hai…chaley jao ji… agar apna jaan pyaari hai toh…
Shravan: - kyon jaaonga...? jaanaath ho… kisne aane ke liya bola humko…issh Mumbai pe… “Shahrukh Khan”…aab woh bol degaa toh…koi hamaara kuchnahi bigaarega…
Sweeper: - Jaisa aapka marji…ab dekhtey hai...aap ka laash kab miltaa hai…chalta hoon…
Chameli: - Sunoh ji…Ghanashyam Seth ko ek phone laagao… pucho... kahaan pe jaana hai…
Shravan: - Hello! Ghanashyam Seth… apun Shravan bol rahe hai ji…hum log pouch gaye hai… Mumbai… ab boliye kidhaar jaana hai... Mumbai pe…
Ghanashyam Seth: - Arrey babah... Shravan baa… ghar laut jaao...Mumbai pe poora terrorist attack ho gaaya hai… pataa nahi aur kya kya honey waala hai… woh log open firing kar raha hai…
Shravan: - Par seth ji…Shahrukh khan ne bola thaa…
Ghanashyam Seth: - arrey Shahrukh gaya tel bechney…woh yeh sab firing ka news sunkey… aur bhi nahi aayega... waapas…Mumbai mein… laut jaao baabah…Bihar ka train pakar lo…
Chameli: - Kya bola sethji ne…
Shravan: - bol raha hai ki… waapaas chaley jaao…
Chameli: - Chalo ji… waapas hi chaltey hai… humko nahi rahana hai… aise ek sahar mein…jahan din daaharey goli waari hoti hai…
Shravan: - Par humraah naaam bhi Shravan hai…humraah baap maara tha… inhi terrorist ke haaton se…jab woh log uttaranchal pe... ek mandir ka blast karbaaya tha…ab marengey toh saala sahid ke tarah marengey… isshi Mumbai pe hi… hum apun kaa Saloon dukaan kholengey… thairo Mohit baa ko bhi bulaa letey hai…phone se..
Chameli: - Tumhrah baap Police walaa tha na… ufff… ab apna hoon rang dikhai diya… jaisa baap waisa beta…
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Part -04
Mohit: - Arrey Shravan baa…hum aa gaye hai… yaar…ab bol bhabhi kaisi hai? Kahaan rahe raha hai yaar…? Mumbai pe toh aur ek blast hua hai kaal…Andheri ke paas…
Shravan: - arrey ka boley appun tere ko… bahut kuch ulat palaat ho gaaya hai…hum toh filhaal ek aadmi ke ghar thaire hue hai…kaal humsey ek fashion designer milney aay tha…uska naam hai…”Rahul”…woh mera hair cutting style dekhney ke baad bola ke…you can do job in my beauty parlour…kuch kaash kaam naahi hai…woh ladki log models hai… ramp walk karti hai… unhi logon ka hair style ka khyaal rakhna hai…
Mohit: - Ka baath hai babua…aaya tha saloon kholney… chala gaya…modeling industry ke ladkyion ke baal paakar ne…ha ha ha …accha phir bhabhi toh bahut gussey me hogi aaj…jo tu khubsoorat ladkyion ke saath hi rahega… beauty parlour maa…
Chameli: - haan haan… aur namak chirhko meri ghaaon pe…uuh…baitho…naasta laati hoon…
Shravan: - accha chal aab naasta bhi ho gaya… hum chaltey hai… Bandra mein …tu bhabhi ke saath gappey maar…
Mohit: - Bhabhi, inhi ek haftey mein kitna badal gaya hai… apna Shravan…gaon ka anpaar gawaar sa aaya tha…ab toh badaa smart ho gaya hai…
Chameli: - Devaarji, yeh Mumbai hai Mumbai…yahaan insaan aa key haweyvaaan ho jaata hai...humlog police custody mein the…Police pakar ke le gayi thi…ush firing ke baad…aankhon ke saamney… ek ke baad ek laash platform pe paraa huaa tha…koi roney waala bhi naahi tha…Police samjha ki humlog bhi issey joorey hue hai…tab ush thaney ka Inspector tha…”Avijit”…bahut daata aur thappar bhi maara mere pati ko…
Avijit: - Saala, kya naam hai re tera? yahaan Mumbai pe kahe ko aaya…? Kya kaam hai..?
Shravan: - Jee saabji... yahaan Shahrukh Khan humko aaane ko bola tha…hum uskaa private barber banney aaye hai ji…
Avijit: - Lo, sunah tum logon ne…log Mumbai pe Hero banney aate hai..aur yeh launda aa gaya.. Hero ka barber banney…saaley humko ullu banayega tu… sidhi taarah pataa nahi toh 3rd Degree chalu kar doonga tere upar…
Chameli: - Inspector saab, main toh aap ka behen jaisa hoon… humlog Bihar ke gaon se aaya hai.. socha tha.. ki yahaan aaakey apna ghar basaayengey… roji roti kamaaney ke liye…aur sahar mein aa tey hi…firing dekh na paraa ji…
Avijit: - Behen, tuney mere ko behen bola…. Aah… kya kar diya… mera toh dil pigal gaya re…mere ek hi behen tha…jo kaal hi bidhwaa ho gayi…uska pati platform No. 9 pe train pakar ne ke liye... khaara thaa…shoot kar diya un logon ne…thik hai chal… tum logon ko chorh detaa hoon.. mera ek dost rahata hai… woh fashion designer hai…unsey baath karwaa doonga mein... mere ghar ke paas aur ek ghar bilkul khaali para hua hai…wahaan tumlog rahe jaao…koi takleef ki baath nahi he…jaao…
Chameli: - Yeh jo tasveer dekh rahe ho naah…deewar pe... yehi… Avijit babu hai…bhaiya hai mere…he he he …abhi aata hi hogaa duty khatam kar ke…
Mohit: - Mumbai pe itna terrorist attack kyon hotaa hai… yaahan ka police hijra hai kya?
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Part -05
Rahul: - Arrey, aao aao…Shravan…let me introduce you to all of them…girls, please pay attention, here is our new barber or hair-stylist…whatever you say…oh... And she is Deepika…our No. 1 top model…tumko uskey hair style ki khaash khyaal rakhna hai…
Deepika: - Hello Shravan, I am Deepika…so, aaj ka show hai aadhey ghantey ke baad… and you can start your job...
Shravan: - jee bilkul madam...
Rahul: - Oh! God, shit man…
Shravan: - Kya hua saab?
Rahul: - Anti-terrorism squad ka chief officer Arindam aa raaha hai… idhaar abhi…uska kahana hai ki…parshu…taj hotel pe ek terrorist hotel entry kiya tha… as a Corporate professional, aur uskey saath ak ladki bhi tha…uska kahana hai ki…who ladki haamarey agency ke hi ladki hai… kyon ki hotel ke room pe, ek bag milaa, jispe hamarey company ka logo hai… aur woh bag sirf humarey agency ke ladkyion ko hi diyaa jaata hai…Anyway, I will take care of Arindam, tum aapna duty chaalu rakho…
Arindam: - Hello!, Rahul, this is Arindam, I hope you are not feeling uncomfortable while talking to me…just relax…why are you so tensed? I hope you are not a terrorist…
Rahul: - aap maajaak khaafi accha kar letey hai…
Arindam: - majaak majaak pe thokh bhi deta hoon, at least to the terrorists…he he he …
Rahul: - Majaak choriya… maine pehle bhi bola tha… ki kisi ne jaan bojh ke…humhrey agency ko badnaam karney ki koshish kar raha hai…aur waise bhi… yeh bhi toh ho sakta hai... ki kisi ne woh bag churaakey... ussi hotel ke room pe rakh diya ho… police ko gumraah karney ke liye…
Arindam: - aab agar itnaa ittefaq ho gaa toh… hum ko bhi ittefaq se kuch karna parega…
Rahul: - aap ka matlab samjha nahi maine…
Arindam: - Samajh ne ki jaroorat nahi hai… filhaal I want the list and photographs of all the model girls working in your agency…by 5 PM, at my office… yeh rakhiye mera card…ismey address likha hua hai…accha yeh Chameli ka tel yahaan pe kaun use karta hai…bahut smell aa raha hai…
Rahul: - oh accha… aaj hi ek naya barber aaya hai… woh Bihar se hai…ussi ka hi hogaa...usske bag me se smell aa raha hai…
Arindam: - Kya main ussey mil saakta hoon?
Rahul:- Jaroor, par after the ramp show… you can watch our show, and then have a talk with him… come with me...let us watch the fashion show…
Arindam: - aapkey yahaan sab sey acchi model kaun hai…
Rahul: - Good question…woh dekhiye…at the ramp…she is the girl, “Deepika”.
Arindam: - Oh! I see…
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Part – 06
Arindam: - Hello! Shravan…are you the same Bihari Barber, whom that sweeper saw in that train, when firing was going on, at the platform No.9, and your train was at Platform No.7.
Shravan: - haan saabji…par aap ush sweeper tak bhi pouch gaye hai…kya baath hai…
Arindam:- tum bhi toh shyaaana character ho…ush din raat ko tum Gateway of India pe gaaye the…gyara baajey…hamaara police force bhi udhar gaya tha...par koi nahi aaya…khabar milaa hai ki…woh log 3 baajey aaye the…woh jagah pe…
Shravan: - aur aap ko kaise pataa chala ki main udhaar gaya tha…
Arindam: - Tumharey bag se yeh Chameli ka tel uddhar gir gaya thaa…aaj iddhar aa key wohi smell confirm kar diyaa... ki tumhi ho woh Bihari Barber…
Shravan: - woh dono terrorist ka naam maine sunah hai… jab woh log baath kar raha thaa… firing ke samay…un dono ka naam hai... Rafiq aur Ismail…
Arindam: - Jaanta hoon, police ke list mein, woh dono wanted hai… par uska hide-outs kisi ko bhi nahi maloom hai…aur ek baath…Deepika ish terrorist gang se joora hua hai…
Shravan: - Yeh aap kya bol rahey hai… ek ladki aur terrorism…?
Arindam: - yeh ladki ka aasli naam hai “Rubaina”…woh ek Iranian ladki hai…uskaa passport nakal kar ke, usko India pe bahut ee chaalaki se install kiya gaya hai…Bangalore aur delhi blast pe bhi ish ka hi haath haai…yeh log aab target kar raha hai…VVIP….matlab upper level VIP persons…isiliye ish top model ko utilize kar ke… corporate aur political sphere mein… yeh log sansani payada karna chahta hai…
Shravan: - aap ke paaash kya subudh hai?
Arindam: - subudh uski 555 ciggarette…joh humko ush room ke bathroom se milaa…she smokes that, while she is in bathroom…
Shravan: - Toh phir abhi tak usko aap kyon nahi pakar rahe hai?
Arindam:- as per the information from the intelligent experts of Gujarat…they are going to do a massive blast in Mumbai…but, the State Government of Maharashtra has denied it as bullshits… isiliye hum logon ko koi order nahi diya gaya.. Investigation karney ke liye….but, I am somehow smelling the rat…kuch toh garbar hai…why Gateway of India? Why terrorist was staying at Taj? Ab sunoh tumko kya karna hai…tumko yahaan spy ka bhi kaam karna hai… I mean informer of special Anti-terrorism squad…aur tumhare bibi ko, Taj Hotel ke kitchen pe kaam dilaa dungaa...she will also work as a spy there…
Shravan: - accha saabji, thorey der pehle… Deepika ko kisi ne phone kiya thaa…woh boli ki… Raven Restaurant pe milegaa ussey…mera ek dost hai Mohit…usko laaga dooon kya unki nazar raakhney ke liye…
Arindam: - Great! .yeh card rakhlo…mobile number likha hua hai…humko phone kar lena…
Shravan: - Toh phir aapney sab hi ladkiyon ka photo kyon maaagey the “Rahul” se?
Arindam: - laagta hai tumney kabhi bhi Shatranj nahi khelaa, I don’t want Deepika to get any hint that I know who she is…Rahul toh filhaal simple ladka hai...humko aaj raat ke thik 11 baajey phone kar lenaa…
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Part – 07
Kasab: - Salaam alekum masood bhai…aaj shaam ko Rubaaina, Ghanshyam seth se mil raaha hai… Raven Restaurant pe…humlog yahaan pe already…4 Indian trawler ko trace kar liye hai…woh log isi area main hai…machli pakar ne ke liye rahegaa aaj raat tak…meeting ke time and venue ka pataa chaltey hi…Rubaina ka laash gira dena…
Masood: - kitna aadmi laa sakte ho…ush trawlers ke jariye…
Kasab: - kareeb 40 aadmi aayega…Gateway of India ke daayen taraf jahan pe light nahi hai… wahan pe humlog signal de dengey…torch light se…
Masood: - aur Rubaaina ka chinta mat karo… …meeting time and venue ka pataa miltey hi…uska laash gum ho jayega…
Kasab: - Rafiq aur Ismail ko maine already hamaara attack plan mail kar diya hai... unsey le lena…aur sunoh…who .pdf files pe maine… red dot de diya hai… kahan kahan attack karna hai…humlog Taj Hotel pe jab blast karengey, tab aur dono hotel pe bhi kaabja hogaa… aur do main raaston pe blast hogaaa, within a fixed interval…please refer www.wikimapia.org aur woh .pdf file document ke saath tally karo. Kandavali pe ek truck aaye gaa…usmey…sabji mandi ke nichey… aloo ka bastaa hai…usmey 20 AK 47 hai…chintaa mat karo…NH 184 ka main check post ka In-Charge “Abdul” hamhrey saath hai…woh ek Hindusthani jihaadi hai…
Masood: - jo hukum aapka…hamaaara jihad kayam rahey….
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Arindam: - Shravan, ek boora khabar hai?
Shravan: - Kya saab?
Arindam:- apna TV set on karo…Mumbai ke 3 hotel pe terrorist ne attack kar liya…blast pe already 50 log maarey gaye hai…
Shravan: - Kya bol rahe hai saab? Mera Chameli toh aaj shaam ko hi… ush hotel ke kichen pe gayi hai kaam karney...woh kuch der pehley humhrey mobile pe phone kar ke bol rahi thi ki aaj “Thames Conference Room” pe anti-congress party ka sabhi important MLA ka meeting tha…9 baajey se…ab kya ghanta investigation kar rahe the phir…terrorist attack ho gaya hai…
Arindam: - ab main samjha ki Deepika, Raven Restaurant pe kyon milaa Ghanshyam Seth se...issh meeting ka time aur venue jaan ney ke liye…aaj hi meeting ka date thik hua thaa sayed party office se…aur seth ko woh pataa tha…ab uska weak point tha Deepika…aur woh ladki ne sab information nikaal liya..aur terrorist ko pataa diya…
Shravan: - agar mere Chameli ka kuch ho gaya naah saab, main aapko nahi choroonga…aap ke kahney par, woh ush hotel pe gayi hai…
Arindam: - Mohit and Rubaaina have been killed… mar gaya tumhara dost…woh log samajh gaya hai woh spy hai…abhi abhi un dono laash post mortem ke liye bhejh diyaa gaaya…
Shravan: - Kya bol rahe hai saab….Mohit baa mar gaya hai…saabji…yeh aap ne kya kar diyaa humhrey saath...
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Part -08
Arindam: - Shravan! Shravan! Listen to me…Please apney aap ko control karo…abhi ke abhi phone lagaao Chameli ko…please... it’s urgent…main abhi tumhrey ghar pouch raha hoon…
Shravan: - Hello Chameli, kahan pe ho tum?
Chameli: - Terrorist logon ne charo taraf se gher liya hai…humlog sab ek hi conference room pe bandh hain…sukhar karo... hum logon ke saath kuch South African commandos bhi hai... jo Taj Hotel pe thaire hue the…woh logon ke paas banduk tha.. woh log firing kar key… humraah defnce kiyaa… nahi toh…oow….
Shravan: - Kya hua... yeh awaaz kaisa…?
Chameli: - woh log 3 logon ko maar diya…doosrey hotel ke room pe…aur bhi khabar milaa hai ki…kuch log Yasodha hospital ko bhi attack karney waaley hai… uska baath sunaai de raha hai… doosrey room se…accha rakhti hoon…woh log issh room pe aa raha hai…mera mobile silent mode me nahi hai…please abhi phone mat karna…
Arindam: - Kya hua…kya bola Chameli ne?
Shravan: - woh log Yasodha Hospital ko bhi kabja karney waaley hai…aaj raat thik 12 baajey…
Arindam: - Thik hai…main entire team le ke Yasodha Hospital jaata hoon…tum yehi pe raho...tumko agar kuch bhi…information miley… toh humko phone kar denaa…
Shravan: - Thik hai saabji…
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Nilima: - Namaskaar, main hoon Nilima Singh, aur aap sun rahe hai… Aaj Tak Samachaar…. Abhi abhi khabar milaa hai ke Anti-Terrorism Squad ka Chief “Arindam” ko, terrorist ne goli kar ke maar diya…unhoney aap ne team le ke Yasodha Hospital gaye they… aur wohi pe unka dehaant ho gaya…uska body post –mortem ke liye bhejha gaya hai…
Shravan: - Saabji... saabji mar gaya…
Avijit: - issh desh ka kya hal ho raha hai…aahh…ek hoonhaar officer bhi maara gaya…aab bhagwaan ko bulaayo... taah ki tumhara bibi Chameli bhi baach jaaye…he bhagwaan…ab tu aur tera bharat…dono hi maha sankat mein hai…
Shravan: - Hello! Chameli Chameli….arey Inspector saab, yeh Chameli phone kaahey nahi utha raaha hai…phone ring hotaa hi jaa raha hai…
Nilima: - Jaise aap apney TV set pe dekh saaktey hai ki…ek ke baad ek laash girta jaa raha hai… Taj Hotel ke saamney. Aur do alag hotel o ke saamney.., already military commando ne kareeb 15 terrorist ko maar diya hai…ab dekhiye kaise laash hotel ke baahar nikaala ja raha hai…abhi tak police ko 24 laashey mili hai…Taj Hotel ke saamney…terrorist log… upar se bhi laash fekh raha hai…woh dekhiye..unhoney… do laashon ko upar se fekh diyaa….
Avijit: - Woh dekho TV pe dikhaa rahaa hai…tumhara Chameli ka laash…. Jo abhi abhi… terrorist logon ne 4th floor se fekh diyaa nichey…Shravan, Shravan…Neela behen jaldi aah…Shravan gyan kho chukha hai…
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Part – 09
Neela: - Good morning Shravan….tum se koi milney aaya hai…
Shravan: - unko drawing room pe baith ne bolo…thoraa TV set on kar denaa toh…
TV Reporter: - aaj aap screen pe dekh saaktey hai… ki commandos’ ne kaise kabjaa kar liyaa Taj Hotel... lagaataar do din laraai karney ke baad…Who are the real heroes? It is our commandos…ab sawal yeh uthtaa hai ki aaj joh hum politicians ko hero ke jagah pe bitha ke, vote detey hai…woh sab politicians kahan hai abhi…where are they hiding their faces…where is Raj Thackeray? He was killing North Indians brutally, a few days back…now where is their “Shiv Sena”? Why can’t they fight the terrorists? udhaar our Home Minister “Shivraj Patil” has said that, terrorists have only killed 200 persons, so that is the credit of the government to limit them to that number only…
Shravan: - kya baak raaha hai yeh… home minister…Neela bandh kar do TV…aur unko udhaar bithayaa hai kya?
Vaibhav: - Namastey Shravan ji…humney aapkey baaremey sab kuch sunaah hai…aap aaye the Mumbai pe ek acchey Barbar banney apnaa ek beauty parlour kholney… par aap sab kuch kho chukey hai…hum log ek Hindu militancy group se aaye hai…
Shravan: - aap log woh *********** Raj Thackerey ke party se aaye hai kya…daayaa kar key nikaal jaayi ye… main chuho se baath nahi kartaa hoon…main toh Bihari hoon, kaat daalo humko…
Vaibhav: - Nahi Shravanji, aapko galat fyaami ho raaha hai…hum aaye hai… “***” party se…Hum logon ne ek apnaa “Anti-terrorism” militant force banaye hai…hum chahtey hai ki aap bhi unmey join karey…aapko badlaa jo lenaa hai…
Shravan: - ab kisko maar kar, badla loonga…sab hi toh mar chooka hai…
Vaibhav:- kaun bola…woh log aaye the 40…aur maarey gaye hai…30…aur bhi 10 log abhi bhi zindaa hai…aur usmey se 7 log abhi bhi Mumbai pe hai…aur Kasab, Masood aur Abdul Pakistan bhaagh gaya hai…aap ke bibi ko jish terrorist ne 4th floor se fekh diyaa thaa.. uska naam hai Rafiq..woh abhi Borivali ke ek basti mein chupa hua hai…sayed do –teen dino mein woh yaahan se nikaal jaayega…hum chahtey toh ussey thokh saaktey the… par hum chahtey hai aap usko apne haaton se maarkey… apni bibi ka badla le…
Shravan: - Mohit ko kisney maara tha…? Koi khabar hai kya?
Avijit: - ussey toh Ismail ne thokha tha…aur Deepika ko bhi…
Shravan: - Thik hai Vaibhav ji…aaj ke baad main aap ke party ka member hoon….
Neela: - Main bhi tumharey saath hoon, Shravan…
Shravan: - Tum ladki ho…. Yeh sab maar kaat ke jhameley pe maat paro…aise bhi…tum yeh party kyon join karogi?
Avijit: - Kyon? meri behena ke pati ko bhi maar diya gaya tha...ush Mumbai firing pe…wahaan toh yeh Ismail aur Rafiq hi thaa…
Vaibhav: - Chinthaa mat kijiye…Neela ji...humhrey “***” party mein aap join kar sakti hai…
Shravan: - Thik hai, Vaibhav ji, aapkey party office pe aaj shaam ko hum pouch jaayengey…
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Part – 10
Vaibhav: - aaaj humko information milaa hai ki…raat ko masood aur uska saathi Rafiq… Gujarat ke Kandla port ke liye rawaana ho raha hai…udhaar USA government ne bol diya hai ki usko enough proof nahi milaa hai ki woh Pakistan ko probe kar saakey Mumbai blast ke liye…
Shravan: - aap Government ka kaam ushko kar ne do…hum peheley insaan ka baal kaat tey the…yeh scissor se... aap choori se poora hi kaat dalengey terrorist ko…
Vaibhav:- Mumbai se Kandla port tak jaaney ke liye… woh log ek secret jungle ka raasta paakre gaa…jahan sirf 3 check post hai…aur woh raat ko… itna strict checking nahi hotaa hai…Mumbai se thik 58 Kms ke doori par…Gujarat border suru hotaa hai…uskey thik 5 km baad ek check post aata hai…usko jab woh cross karegaa toh ek jungle aayega… joh naxalite area hai…wahi pe un dono ko hum log kaat daalengey…Neela ji… aap ka kaam hogi woh car ka number bolnaa jisme woh sabaari karegaa…Borivali ke basti mein aap ko make-up kar ke ek bhikari banna hai…raastey mein aap katora le ke baithi rahengi…as per information woh log kareeb raat ko 9.30 baajey niklegaa…plan sab ko samajh aa gaya hai nah…
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Rafiq: - Insahallah!, humlog Maharashtra ka border cross kar chukey hai…aab aur 2 ghantey ke andhar kandla port pouch jaaoonga….
Ismail: - haan mere bhai… ek baar hum log Pakistan pouch jaayengey...toh hum logon ka yeh ******** Hindustani kuch nahi bigaar saaktey…hamaara jihaad poora jaroor hogaa… ek din poora Hindustan haamarey kabjey mein hogaa..arrey kya hua… gaaadi kyon rok diyaa…
Rafiq: - Saamney raastey pe dekho…raasta bandh hai…a haaa tyre bhi puncture ho gaya… kisi ne shraab ke bottle phek diyaa hai raastey pe…
Ismail: - Extra tyre hai kya? Yeh ilaaka poora hi jungle hai…saala naxalite area bhi hai…jaldi tyre badal de…
Shravan: - Tum logon ne poorey Hindustan ko swarg se narak mein badal diyaa…aur hum tumko tyre badal ne ka chance kyon de…Ram naam satya hai…isiliye hum kahate hai J** **** ***.
Vaibhav: - Baash, dono ka gala kaat diya na aapney… great… aap ek kaam kartey hai…ish ko raastey ke beech mein hi raakh dete hai…
Shravan: - Arrey pagal ho gayo ho kaa…police case karbaaoge ka…ish laash ko gum kar detey hai jungle maaa…
Vaibhav: - Nahi…yeh hamaarey party ka makshat nahi hai… we are not criminals…we are the “Terrorist Killers”…I want to let the entire world know that, ordinary Indian citizen can also kill the terrorists in the streets... hum bhi usey kuttey ka maut maartey hai …Let the Jihadis know, that it is India, the land of Tigers… JAI HIND….
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Narendra: - Hello! Haan bolo Inspector Madan, kya hua?
Madan: - Sirji, dono terrorist ka laash milaa hai jungle pe… humko yeh bhi paata hai … kisney iskaa khoon kiya hai…woh “Bihari Barber” ne…
Narendra: - Yeh Maharashtra naahi, Gujarat hai…humhrey yahaan Terrorist ko maarna allowed hai…tum ney 10 saal se Police mein kaam kiyaa…aaj tak ek bhi terrorist maar saakey ho tum?
Madan: - Nahi sirji, paar aaj bara hi proud feel kar raha hoon…as an Indian, inh do terrorist ka laash dekh ke… J** **** ***.
Narendra: - Sabbash… ush “Bihari Barber” ko kaho…ki woh Gujarat pe apna Beauty Parlour asaani se khol saakta hai. Yahaan “Raj Thackerey” nahi hai, hum hain. Maine sunah hai ki usney dobaara shaadi kiya hai kisi “Neela” naam ke ladki se…Really, we are proud of this “Bihari Barber”. JAI HIND.
Madan: - JAI HIND, saab ji…
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